Short E. Dangerously Hellzapoppin Member

He's 3' 3" and he has hands where his feet should be. A nightclub emcee and DJ veteran, fresh blood sideshow stuntman, and magnetic, slick-talking half-man, Short E. Dangerously aka Shorty will blow your mind and steal your wife. You may mistakenly feel sorry for this man, but it is you who will be feeling like half a man after a chance encounter. With the strength of ten men and the heart of his dear mother, Shorty will leave no mind closed, no woman disinterested, and no child without wanderlust. It's rumored that he was in such a hurry to hit center stage that he couldn't be bothered with legs, so at two and a half years old, he demanded the doctors remove them. He's been running hand over fist ever since. Save your prayers, your blessings, and your sympathy, it's your applause and urgent screams he'll dine on. With no regard for gravity or safety, you will find yourself glued to center stage, your eyes ablaze, your mind wandering when you watch the performance of Short E. Dangerously. 

Surely you wouldn't assume that his only claim to fame is being a half-man. This half-man,  full of life, walks on broken shards of glass while on fire with his bare hands. Shorty is your one-stop shop for sideshow performances and magic shows. Having traveled the world over, Shorty has left his mark in New Zealand, Brazil, Venezuela, Europe, Australia, Canada, and the entire continental United States of America. He's toured with Hellzapoppin Circus Sideshow Revue on some of the biggest rock band tours as well on some of the world's greatest festivals. He was featured on NatGeo's Instagram page twice where his photos earned hundreds of thousands of likes. You can also find Shorty in the 2017 and 2020 Ripley's Believe It Or Not books! Shorty has a wax figure featured in Ripley's museums all over the world, and he appeared on AMC's Freakshow. 

A very humble and gracious man, he'll never sell his fans short on his appreciation for their love and support. After 15 years in the entertainment industry, Shorty has found his niche in the sideshow business. It wasn't very long ago that his headphones were his signature look. He credits his good heart and strength to his mother — a very endearing tribute, and something to be infinitely proud of. Don't blink for a moment, you might miss your chance to witness this skilled individual. We also suggest locking up your daughters, sisters, and wives, because they just might run away with the circus and Short E. Dangerously.